I looked up on the internet "things to do with peanut-butter" and found some pretty interesting facts. Humans are either really creative or REALLY bored.
- Use it as soap for shaving.
- Lace it with cyanide and feed it to Barney.
- Drop it from a plane over Africa to feed all the starving children.
- Use it to clog electric plugs so your children don't get electrocuted.
- See how much of it you can flush down a toilet.
- Use to hold earphones in place.
And the winner:
-Use as a projectile and throw it at bank tellers who refuse to except it as cash.
I don't often eat butter, but when I do, I eat peanut-butter. Stay nutty my friends.
