Oh my turkey!

Pre-Thanksgiving feast rules:

-No eating lunch.

-No wearing tight pants.

-Avoid white shirts.

- Practice your "shake the food down" dance.

- Most importantly, DO NOT PUT A FROZEN TURKEY IN THE FRYER.

Click here to see what I mean. Trust me, it's epic.

Tea for T

My sister has a tea problem. She drinks whole pots of it at a time. It is only two in the afternoon and she is already half way through her second pot! I like tea but it started burning a hole in my stomach so I had to stop. She is beyond even my old habit; she is like a tea zombie. When she doesn't have tea she starts holding her head and saying "tea…tea…tea…".

Grass killer

Today the landscapers are poisoning our grass so that we can have new grass. I think this whole poison thing is sooo not fun or imaginative. Out of all the creative ways to kill grass we use poison? Why not…like… a giant inflatable swimming pool that covers the hole lawn? Dads always get made when stuff covers up patches of lawn. Oh! Or what about a mine field? Every time a cat comes to poop on the lawn, "BAMB!" Patch of grass gone!

Ah ha! I've got it... ARMADILLOS! We could just buy fifty of them and let them live here for a while! Or better yet, goats AND armadillos! It would be a digging munching machine!

Question to self: How do we get rid of the armadillos and goats when the grass is gone?

Self: Lets use poison.

Sissy

My sister has two blogs: one about her and one about me. I just now realized that this seems silly since I have a blog about me. Perhaps it is due to my blogs obnoxious name, but for some reason her blog about me has more posts and more followers. I love irony…I hope thats not the love of ironing things…hmmm. Bad spelling strikes again.

Goo Goo Muck

Tonight my mom, sister and I had another "rock appreciation day". Every once and a while we we get that oh to familiar urge and we remember what rock is all about: ROCKING. We broke the Led out, powered threw some AC/DC (pun pun pun), and head bobbed and booty shook to everything else in between. INXS, Def Leppard, Journey, Pearl Jam, The works! Of course we have small disagreements in musical epic-ness , I dislike the clash and they loathe R.E.M., but over all it was a mini concert in our kitchen. The crowning winner of all time in our house is U2. Seriously, how can any one pick a favorite album or song of theirs? They are all so good!

An essential part of the rock lifestyle was, of course, the mullet. The flowing, puffy, locks of glory were the mark of the true rock star. Bono has a few things to say about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H_eKRUOJN0

Boo!

Being a fairy godmother is harder then it sounds. Your butt is really big and your wings are always poking people. Also, people are always asking you for wishes.

For reals, Halloween was epic.

signed,

yours truly,

Fairy Godmother

(AKA my halloween costume)