Jelly's best friend

So I have a favorite snack and it is called PEANUT-BUTTER. I decided to honor it with a blog post since it plays such a valuable roll in my life.

I looked up on the internet "things to do with peanut-butter" and found some pretty interesting facts. Humans are either really creative or REALLY bored.

- Use it as soap for shaving.

- Lace it with cyanide and feed it to Barney.

- Drop it from a plane over Africa to feed all the starving children.

- Use it to clog electric plugs so your children don't get electrocuted.

- See how much of it you can flush down a toilet.

- Use to hold earphones in place.

And the winner:

-Use as a projectile and throw it at bank tellers who refuse to except it as cash.

I don't often eat butter, but when I do, I eat peanut-butter. Stay nutty my friends.

Oh my turkey!

Pre-Thanksgiving feast rules:

-No eating lunch.

-No wearing tight pants.

-Avoid white shirts.

- Practice your "shake the food down" dance.

- Most importantly, DO NOT PUT A FROZEN TURKEY IN THE FRYER.

Click here to see what I mean. Trust me, it's epic.

Tea for T

My sister has a tea problem. She drinks whole pots of it at a time. It is only two in the afternoon and she is already half way through her second pot! I like tea but it started burning a hole in my stomach so I had to stop. She is beyond even my old habit; she is like a tea zombie. When she doesn't have tea she starts holding her head and saying "tea…tea…tea…".

Grass killer

Today the landscapers are poisoning our grass so that we can have new grass. I think this whole poison thing is sooo not fun or imaginative. Out of all the creative ways to kill grass we use poison? Why not…like… a giant inflatable swimming pool that covers the hole lawn? Dads always get made when stuff covers up patches of lawn. Oh! Or what about a mine field? Every time a cat comes to poop on the lawn, "BAMB!" Patch of grass gone!

Ah ha! I've got it... ARMADILLOS! We could just buy fifty of them and let them live here for a while! Or better yet, goats AND armadillos! It would be a digging munching machine!

Question to self: How do we get rid of the armadillos and goats when the grass is gone?

Self: Lets use poison.

Sissy

My sister has two blogs: one about her and one about me. I just now realized that this seems silly since I have a blog about me. Perhaps it is due to my blogs obnoxious name, but for some reason her blog about me has more posts and more followers. I love irony…I hope thats not the love of ironing things…hmmm. Bad spelling strikes again.

Goo Goo Muck

Tonight my mom, sister and I had another "rock appreciation day". Every once and a while we we get that oh to familiar urge and we remember what rock is all about: ROCKING. We broke the Led out, powered threw some AC/DC (pun pun pun), and head bobbed and booty shook to everything else in between. INXS, Def Leppard, Journey, Pearl Jam, The works! Of course we have small disagreements in musical epic-ness , I dislike the clash and they loathe R.E.M., but over all it was a mini concert in our kitchen. The crowning winner of all time in our house is U2. Seriously, how can any one pick a favorite album or song of theirs? They are all so good!

An essential part of the rock lifestyle was, of course, the mullet. The flowing, puffy, locks of glory were the mark of the true rock star. Bono has a few things to say about this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H_eKRUOJN0

Boo!

Being a fairy godmother is harder then it sounds. Your butt is really big and your wings are always poking people. Also, people are always asking you for wishes.

For reals, Halloween was epic.

signed,

yours truly,

Fairy Godmother

(AKA my halloween costume)

Saturday

So all I want to do today is sing. I just want to sit, enjoy the fall air, and have my guitar on my knee. No English homework, room cleaning or even drawing. JUST singing. I'm getting ready for a voice recital but that is not my reason for singing. It's just a sing-ey day! Despite a small car accident, a disagreement with a friend, and a lame english lab, I still want to sing.

This reminds me of a certain scene from a certain movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

My sister Tallis just started a blog and urged me to do the same.

Blogs always seem a little self centered to me, but I guess everyone is dying to know what I am thinking all the time. I mean…I wonder what I'm thinking all the time.

Anyways, today was Spanish class and, as usual, it was a blast. There is this group of arminian guys that are so funny. When the semester first started, the three of them were complete strangers. Now they are best buddies. The teacher asked one of the guys what he was going as for halloween. He said "I'm going as Aladdin." She turned to his friend and asked him the same thing. He responded with a mischievous grin, "Jasmine!"

Ahh Good times.

In Salsa Club we all were learning a new move that involved the woman doing a very quick hair comb. To get to the point, one guy got elbowed hard in the face, not once, but twice. Ouch, Glad I'm not a guy.