Are YOU My Mother?

Mothers Day has come and gone, just like all the other holidays do. So what better than to honor some of the mothers in film? Nothing? That's what I thought, so here are the mom awards:

Prize for most self sacrificing:

Bambi's Mom:

When Bambi's Daddy walked out on them to be "Prince of the Forest", his mom was left to raise him all alone. In the end she given her life for him. Yummy.

Prize for Most Beautiful Mom: 

Parent Trap (Maggie McKendrick)

She is so beautiful that she gets her ex-husband to break up with his girl friend that is at least ten years younger than her. I mean ka-chow! Hope I look like that when I'm her age!

Prize For best Mom Lecture:


Mom in Almost Famous ( Elaine Miller):

Can you talk sense into rock stars? Unfortunately there is not a utube video of her epic lecture. Just go watch the movie. It will be good for you and will build character! Just cover yours eyes when I say so.

Prize for Mom Who puts Up with the Most Crap: 


Iron Giant (Annie Hughes)

List of things she puts up with:
-No husband.
-Creepy man from the government renting a room.
-Works in a crapy diner.
-Son who brings squirrel into diner.
-Son who runs away in the woods.
-Son who bring home giant robot.
-Almost getting nuked.

Prize for Most Bad Ass Mom: 


Sara Connor

Nuff said.

Prize for most Immature Mom: 


Padme Amidala

If I had a penny for every time she whines the word "Anaken" I could buy the state of wyoming.


WORST Mom Award: 


Harold's Mother

She created a home life so stuffy and insensitive that her son Harold is constantly faking his death in attempts to get her attention. Even her attempts to find him a girlfriend is a horrible fail. When on of Harold's dates fakes her death her response is, "Harold! That was your last date!" Fortunately, it is amazingly hilarious.
Here is a video for you to experience it for yourself. So so so funny.
Warning: Contains a scene of fake suicide.